From Steven Wright:
1. I’d kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
2. Borrow money from pessimists – they don’t expect it back.
3. Half the people you know are below average.
4. 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
From Steven Wright:
1. I’d kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
2. Borrow money from pessimists – they don’t expect it back.
3. Half the people you know are below average.
4. 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.